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Never has so much been paid for so little. 50 hours of PURE organisers lameness is enough even for me. Well, most of you have probaly read my special coments about this party in the bonus file's which were attached with THE JUNGLE 8. This one is the complete party report from the lamest and most EXPENSIVE party EVER! 6.30 December 27:th. I woke up and felt like hell. The night did only give me apx 4 hours of sleep. Had to be fit for fight since Necroman and Cornholio were about to come by my place at 7.30. At 7.45 we were on our way to the party, the knowledge that XPO/ex-RAGE was waiting for us at the ferry terminal didn't make us less nervous of missing the damn ferry. 9.05 December 27:th. With the ferry tickets in my hand XPO joined up with me back to the car. Problem was just that Necromans car was a LITTLE Toyota with more fitted as a Shoebox rather than a CAR. We arrived aboard at the ferry and could relax for some minutes. All of us four were starving for food so we had to pay 45SKr for breakfast. The food was so good that Necroman and I had to take two plates full of food and 2 cups of coffe. But I did not like the idea of eating meatballs and other things in the morning, but in the sake of getting most from my money I had to eat everything that was expensive. After eating I discovered SNUSKIS, LIZARDKING, AGRESSOR and some more guys eating I felt that I had to destroy their feelings of being hungry. (No more about this :-) At 13.00 we arrived at Fredrikshavn/DK. The traficjam were quite nasty so we had to spend some precious minutes with just trying to enter the mainroad with our car. After a stop to fill the damn car up with some gas (we managed to find one of these rare gas stations located along the road), we were off again and begun to race against that Car Lacoste was traveling with. Luckily we did not encounter any Polices during our 160Km/h ride to Fredricia. This made us arriving to the partyplace at a quite moderate time of 15.30. After paying 250Dkr in enterance fee and discovering that it was redicolous easy to bring Beer into the partyplace we begun to find our friends. Table #12 together with INM8/M22, ELAKA/LED, AGONY/XTD played Worms for some hours. Worms seemed also to be the most popular game for the Amiga owners during this party. The PC ppl's did as USUAL play DOOM but I could also discover some dewds playing Destruction Derby and Worms at their PC's. However I must say that Destruction Derby on PC is really a good game but not by far as good as the PlayStation Version. To my great surprise and satisfaction I did not see ANY SNES machine there, but instead there were lot's of PLAYSTATION's there and some ppl did aswell sell CD's to the PSX. Too bad that I'm too honest to steal a PSX :-) The so called PARTY NET was as USUAL when talking about PC a real source of frustration. It worked almost 10 minutes at one time. But it looked like it always was down and all the PC nerds with Norton Commander was really upset. Lot's of the PC owners I met there said things like "I wish I had DOPUS to my PC" or "NC is only like a enhanced dosshell." It seems natural to me, but many of those people who said such things were former Amiga owners. The party's FIRST *MAJOR* fuckup must be the so called RAVE they had in the sleeping hall. According to the invitation the rave was intended to be HUGE and with lot's of good LFX & SFX. In reallife it was a held in a corner of the sleeping hall and there were probably 15-20 persons there at one time. The music they played was good BUT no one want's to listen to TRANCE/TECHNO when you are trying to sleep. The organisers must be BRAIN- DAMAGED when they think that ppl wants to sleep with 140dB right to their ears. I do only know one person who managed to sleep there it was XPO who were sick in fewer caused by the flu. This wasn't all either. They stopped the rave at 3.00 in the morning (28:th), but then they turned on the light and began to tear down the equipment, they kept doing this until 5.30 in the morning, but refused to shut off the light's again. Meanwhile, I've been around to put up appetizers for my CD "THE BEST OF THE AMIGA SCENE", and also managed to sell some of them. 5.30 in the morning I met a crazy guy from Piteå (MOST NORTHEN PART OF SWEDEN, it's nearer the pole circle than SIBERIA!!!). He told me that the only reason to he was here was cause of that the organizers said that ESCOM/AT was to attending the party. Talk about being dissapointed when discovering that they did not show up. This man was traveling for apx 48hours and spending 3000Skr in just TRAVELING costs, just to be able to buy a A4000T/060. However we decided to go to the cafeteria and buy some food. THAT was the SECOND big fuckup we discovered. They charged us 30Dkr for a bottle of COKE! This is even worse than the Swedish prices. The Frenchfries must have been old and REFRIED, since they were hard and really greasy! The Sprite that he ordered turned out to be Carbonated Water yeah right, they could really do their job there. The coffe was more like colored water and costed me 15Dkr. But it was at least a *HOT* cup of coffe. 10.00 28:th December. I was begining to feel REALLY bad in my stumach, caused of the big quantites of Beer I've been consuming during the first day. As a natural cause of this I had to visit the toilets, I've been told that the toilets looked like shit and so on. I was really suprised and satisfied when I entered a recently cleaned and fresh stand. But there were aswell problems with the toilets as anything else. In one toilet there were no warmwater, but mirrors above the sinks. At the other toilet there were warmwater available but NO mirrors. This may sound silly, but I want axs to a clean bathroom with mirrors and warmwater when taking out my lenses. However I'm able to take them out without a mirror so I could go to sleep after this. But I could not use my lenses after this during the whole party. It also seemed to the visitors that the most important thing the guards at the party had to do was to make ppl to NOT use the ladies bathroom. Don't ask me why, cause I could only count to three or four females at the party (including that pinkcolored bitch in the information). 11.00 - 14.00 28:th December. I was lucky to get some sleep at all. But I'm known to be able to sleep standing up. 3 hours of sleep was enough for me. Even no guard tried to wake me up either. Strange since my sleeping bag was 5 Cm inside that firegate zone. Lot's of other people were awaked in the middle of their sleep by guards who told them to move their ass otherwise... All of them were located in the invisible firegate in the sleeping hall. It's a mystery to me that no one tried to start a third worldwar against these guards, since it's quite frustrating to be waken up 2-3 times when trying to sleep. At 14.10 I was back at our table when INM8 told me that the organizers wanted to talk with the responsible to "THE BEST OF THE AMIGA SCENE". After 3 minutes one of the organizers came and asked me to follow him to the informationdesk. He told me that I needed permission from them and it costed 250Dkr/m² to get permission to sell things there. I managed to talk me through this and said that I ONLY had 15 copies to sell. This was really untrue but they could not say anything else since they did not know that Snuskis had the most of the records hidden. 16.00, I took farwell of Chucky, XPO and Carola who was about to leave the party coz of it's lameness. I had to stay to sell some records. (Yepp I was allowed to sell the "last 15" I had). At this time I felt like I had to take a shower, but since there were no showers at ALL at the partyplace and you had to pay 25Dkr as enterance fee to get into the showers at the bathplace located .5Km from the partyplace I thought that I could stand the smell another day. 2 Beers later I joined up with Cruger, Meleth, Necroman, Agressor and some others in Crugers car and begun to drink even more beer. The most used words during our session in the car must have been "PISSA PÅ DEN BLÅ OPELN" - "PISS AT THE BLUE OPEL!". There were a blue OPEL ASCONA which needed to be washed. All the snow around the car was YELLOW after a while. Meanwhile Zeppy joined up in our happy crowd and did also try to aim at the blue Opel but missed. The fireworks that we were firing off was of no bigger fx. Since it seems like the danish people don't like things that goes BOOM instead of flashing things. At this time most of us were really drunk and really drunk and we begun to search for Fury - The Sysop of Dial Hard. The C64-DEMO compo was going on at that time and we stopped to watch it. ONE WORD! - GREAT! The C64 compo must have been the *BEST* compo at this party. I've never seen such great things done on this little machine. While waiting for Fury and his friends me and Meleth was talking to the organizers and told them how lame this party was. We truely promised them to *NOT* visit *ANY* further partys in Denmark in the Future since they managed to fuck this up so hard and that they were so greedy. A friend of me said "Greed kills". He is truely a wise man. This fun with this party got killed by their greed. The evening came and we took a cab downtown. The place that was ment to be *THE* best place in whole Fredricia seemed to be a regular pub with a dance floor. However the night turned out to be REALLY good, since we also got company from Lacoste, AMI-X and some of their friends there was a REALLY party feeling there. The Beer costed us 20Dkr/Litre so it was considerable amounts of money that we spent there. Personally I drank apx 18 Beers that night (apx 7 litres) and got quite loaded. (Or as Lacoste stated it: "ORGASMATRON! is in his RIGHT MODE!"). But at 3 o clock we thought that we had to get back to the party again. No one of us did feel for drinking any further except for Lacoste's Friends and Zeppy (who met a REALY NICE LOOKING GIRL there). At 4 oclock we were back at the party and since there were no good idea to sleep some hours I begun to walk around and trying to sell my Record. It went quite good until I came to some french guys table. They were really nice so I forgot to sell the CD and talked with them instead. They wondered why there aren't so much foreigners at the French Partys. I told the the truth. NO ONE CAN SPEAK FRENCH!:-). Sad but true. However, they were nice and I think that they deserves a better destiny with their party. 6.30 in the morning (29:th December) finaly Zeppy came back from the pub and had a smile that went from one ear to his other ear in his face. He for sure looked like he had a good time of sex. So I asked him, "Was she good?". He looked at me and said something like "Dunno, but I got her phonenumber and adress". I was about to call him a idiot when he also told me that she is going to Sweden within 2 weeks. *sigh* lucky him. The rest of the time did I, Snuskis, Wunderbaum, AMI-X, and Elaka spend in the cafeteria. We had nothing better to do than to wait. We But after seeing Cobraman and HiJACKER collecting empty PET bottles I and Snuskis decided to do the same thing. The Recycle fee of the bottles are 4.25Dkr so there are a lot's of money to do at a Party like this. The first fast look at the tables gave us 51Dkr for 3 minutes of work. So we decided to grab some BIG PLASTIC BAGS (used for garbage) and begin to collect bottles. 45 minutes later we ended up with 450Dkr each and knew that we paid our enterance fee by collecting (rather STEALING) bottles from the tables. The bottle collecting gave us a pretty good load of Vodka at the boat back home. But you needed to be almost DEAF when collecting them since lot's of people did protest aginst our theft of their bottles. However we decided to leave the party at 10.00 29:th. Back on the road again me and Necroman had company by: Mr SAINT, CRUGER, ZEPPY, AGRESSOR, MELETH who were racing against us at the Motorway. To make Cruger even more pissed at us, I open the window at my side and took a bottle of Danish Mayonaise and emptied it all over their car. Since I and Necroman wanted to get to Fredrikshavn as fast as possible we held apx 160Km/h and reached the town 1.5 hour before the ferry left, so we had plenty of time to buy beer and things like that. Cruger & C:o had stopped in AALBORG and bought their things there. So we got rid of them at last :-). Back at the boat. At this time both me and Necroman was so exhausted so we both fell into sleep within 10 minutes after entering the boat. However I woke up after 1 hour and felt that I had to buy some Booze (since I took care of the beer in Denmark). At 17.45 We were in Göteborg again. Selldom has a country been so long avaited as this time. Being able to communicate with people without talking english. So back from one of the most LAME party EVER in the history I have to admit one thing: The Danish breweries do really know how to make good BEER! The worst thing with whole Denmark is that they are TOTALLY impossible to understand (when talking). Even the organizers had really hard to speak english and it sounded like they had porridge in their throats. This was probaly the last party in Denmark I EVER visited. I will probaly visit Denmark as I usualy do some times in the year to buy Beer but not a Party again. ----------- E N D O F S T O R Y ----------- Advantages and disadvantages with the party: + Easy to find + Easy to smuggle booze inside the place + Good Bars with StripGirls that shows EVERYTHING! + Good tasting beer (and cheap aswell). + Horny Girls in the town (according to Zeppy and AMI-X) - EXPENSIVE enterance fee - Girls had to pay - They did not take VISA - EXPENSIVE and bad tasting food - RAVE IN THE SLEEPING HALL (MEGA MINUS DISSADVANTAGE) - 4:th year in a Row when the table reservation DON'T work (order 40 chairs and get 2) - The Party Net Was a Mess! - Silly prices in the compos - Guards waking you up when sleeping - Bad Music Compo - Bad Sound in the PA - Realy disgusting toilets - No Showers at the Party Place - 25Dkr to take a Shower (.5 km from the party) - TO FUCKING COMMERCIAL - TO FUCKING COMMERCIAL - TO FUCKING COMMERCIAL - Bad Organisation of the whole thing. Seems to be a weekend job. ----------- E N D O F P L U S & M I N U S ----------- Greetings and msgs: Necroman: Thanks for driving there XPO: to bad that you got sick Mr Saint: Tnhx for holdin my bags at the boat Meleth: you funny Asshole! Snuskis: Jag vill ha ditt analhål innan kvällens slut! Fury: Seems like you didn't got so drunk as I wanted you to be, lets do it another time. DMG: Jo nu funkar din bbs hehehe! All: JAG VILL HA KUK! Lacoste: Åka dit för att sno en porrfilm! HAHAHA! REFLEX C64: FUCKING GREAT DEMO! Bullfrog: Aha! Recently shaved? Greets without msgs: INMATE, ELAKA, WUNdERBAUM, AMI-EX, AGRESSOR, BLITTER, and EVERYBODY who knows me, you know I haven't forgot you! MINUS GREETS: The organiserz And As Usual: AnGEL CiTY RULES! 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